random first initial B...

it has occurred to me that with a first initial of 'b', there are many things that can go wrong (or right) depending on your last, and sometimes middle, initials... come along on this journey of discovery with me...

BA - bachelor of arts... or bare-ass
BB - gun
BC - british columbia, or "because" in text shorthand...
BD - as in bd little eyes...
BE - as in "where you be at?"
BF - boyfriend... or best friend...
BG - as in heeBGbees... those things you get when stuff is creepy...
BH - butt head?  big head??
BI - as in, bi-sexual...
BJ - and the bear... that's not where you went, is it?
BK - burger king
BL - black light?  i didn't promise they would ALL be clever...
BM - ew.
BN - barnes and noble... or big nuts?  now i'm just grasping...
BO - body odor... more ew.
BP - as in big oil (you need to say "big oil" in your best texas accent.)
BQ - bovine queen... one of the names that didn't make the cut when they were naming dairy queen...
BR - brrrr...
BS - pretty much what this whole blog post is...
BT - this one only sucks if you have a middle name like ulysses... or archibald... or ebenezer... or indigo... but mostly ulysses...
BU - seriously... i got nothin'...
BV - still nothin'... unless your middle name is ingrid... then you could be one-third of 90s hip hop group...
BW - if your middle initial is also B, then you could be a part of that class of women known as big beautiful women... and if your middle name is mitchell, then you are a fancy car...
BX - if your middle name is malcolm, then this would be really cool if you're one of those gen xers...
BY - by the by...
BZ - or beezy... i've been called this before... it's not great... (if you don't know why, you should urban dictionary it)

did i really just make that work for the entire alphabet?  pretty close... BYe :)

randomversary...

so today marks the one year anniversary of the beginning of random liana... which means that one year ago today, i was SUPER tired from staying up all night for the harry potter deathly hallows part two midnight premier... which means i should probably be saying things to my kids like "you the shut the fuck up... ALRIGHT?"  (sorry about the language... it is a quote after all... and it makes sense in the context... if you don't get it, just read my very first blog post here :)

it's been almost a month since i blogged... must be the lazy, hazy days of summer contaminating my every fiber... i have a whole list of stuff to blog about, just need the time and quiet to really sit down with my demented (ahem, random) thoughts and spit them out on paper (so to speak...)

feel free to peruse some of my past posts in the meantime... or you can also check out my other blog "I Simply Reviews" where i give my opinion on stuff...

keepin' it random...