it's not 10 things i hate about you (awesome movie, btw) but FIVE times that... and it's trending on twitter... wtf? so much for filling the world with love...
here are 50 things that people hate... in no particular order...
(taken directly from the #50thingsIHate twitter feed)
- stupid people (i'm pretty sure this is my number one, too)
- a pretty girl that smokes
- awkward silences
- my exes
- chipped nail polish
- spiders
- when the padding in my bikini top gets all messed up (shouldn't the padding in your bikini be your... nvm...)
- being drunk and jumping into 2ft deep of water and locking my keys in my running car that same night (not drinking might be an option here)
- people who say band isn't a sport (band isn't a sport)
- people that actually name 50 things they hate
- people who call themselves different (just like everybody else)
- the girl who flirts with everyone
- correcting my spelling when his is incorrect. come at me bro
- stupid twitter trends that ask for lists of things that couldn't possibly fit the 140 character limit
- fake sports fans
- when people write "no filter" on instagram. i don't care if you used a filter or not
- when i'm walking through miami and someone eats my face (i also hate when that happens)
- slow loading of internet
- calling coke and dr. pepper "pop"
- when you get mad and boys assume you're on your period
- the smell of cigarette smoke
- when girls pretend to be drunk
- pc gamers who think they are better than everyone else
- people who call other people ratchet when they clearly are the epitome of ratchet (nice word)
- when hoes call other hoes hoes
- when girls come to school lookin' all fancy and then can't even walk in their heels (it's called entertainment, people)
- not having food in my house
- when people purposefully make me laugh when i have a drink in my mouth
- bad hair days
- twitter, but i love tweeting... if that makes sense (it doesn't)
- people hovering over my food
- people that smack their food
- wearing a cute outfit and seeing no one... dressed like a hobo i see the whole world (my life)
- listing things i hate
- reading lists of things people hate
- when people bail at the last minute
- not having enough toilet paper
- when i forget the cape to my superhero suit... can't fly without it... and i hate walking (seriously)
- dora asking the same questions over and over and talking to me like i'm slow (just steal her backpack and run)
- fake people (like robots?)
- people pointing out my split ends (why are they that close to your hair?)
- when people walk in turtle mode in front of you
- douche bags that take a million shirtless flexing muscle mirror pictures
- dudes that wear under armor with nothing over it
- picking up a stuffed animal in the claw machine then all of a sudden when the claw reaches the top it falls back down (there goes that 50 cents)
- people who breathe (sheesh... tough crowd)
- buying carmex on monday, losing it on tuesday (this is why i keep carmex in 17 different locations)
- public restroooms
- banging my foot into furniture
- mosquito bites
clearly... lots of first world problems going on in twitterland...
